If you ever grab someone’s computer and take a hilarious photobooth picture when they’re not watching, you might want to assume that they will, in the end, put it on Tumblr.
yes, very good.
I can confirm this is true:
IS THIS SERIOUSLY FREAKING HAPPENING!!! I MEAN I HAVE HEARD RUMORS BUT ADKLSJDAKLJDASLJLKDJF…. IDK IF I WANNA GET EXCITED FOR THIS OR NOT!!! [x]
OMYGOD THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING I’M CRYING
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
Two men in New York were assaulted at a subway stop in New York’s Greenwich Village last weekend, and the suspect has not yet been found.
J.P. Masterson and his partner, Peter Moore, were returning from dinner and a Broadway show in celebration of their 10-year anniversary when a man on the subway platform asked if they were gay. They ignored him, and the man lunged at Masterson and began shoving him toward the tracks.
He yelled gay slurs at the men and began hitting Masterson, leaving him with seven broken bones and fractures and a bruised eye.
A police detective told Masterson that what probably set the assailant off was that he and Moore were holding hands, D’Auria reported.
“New York State, all these other states are passing, you know, gay marriage – minimally, to be able to hold hands on your 10-year anniversary should not be an issue,” Masterson said.
Masterson told D’Auria he was shocked that such an attack happened.
“I can’t believe this happened in my city that I grew up in,” the attack victim told D’Auria. “The West Village is where I first came out and explored and felt accepted…the fact that it’s now a danger zone.”
A police detective told Masterson that what probably set the assailant off was that he and Moore were holding hands. Law enforcement officials are reporting that in one of the most historically gay neighborhoods in the world, it is unsafe to hold your partner’s hand. Let that sink in.
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Oddly, I feel this is accurate o.O
I wasn’t ready for that.